• John Carter Aimone
  • Narrator
  • First and foremost, I'm currently accepting only PFH or at least Royalty Share Plus. Royalty Share alone is not off the table if the project really speaks to me. If considered, I would also like to receive an extended sample of the proposed book. Forgive me for sounding blunt but both of these conditions stem from hard-won experience. As for my professional summary, I have been a full-time narrator for ACX for the last four years. My dream is to narrate a project of my own writing someday.
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Utah, United States
  • Website:
  • Available for: Royalty Share,Royalty Share Plus or Unspecified
Blackjack Hotel

Category : Literature & Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-Mid-West
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
[03:30] A manager runs a haunted hotel.

Death Scene

Category : Literature & Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Melodramatic
Performance Notes
[06:28] The ghost of a pompous stage actor recounts his accidental death during a performance.

Rollercoaster

Category : Literature & Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Engaging
Performance Notes
[01:24] A teenager gets stranded on a rollercoaster with a girl.

Judgment at Disneyworld

Category : Arts & Entertainment
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Deadpan
Performance Notes
[02:03] A father comes to a horrible realization at the Happiest Place on Earth

Excerpt from 'A Cask of Amontillado'

Category : Literature & Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Brooding
Performance Notes
A passage from Poe's short story done for an audition

Wedding Sermon

Category : Religion & Spirituality
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-Western
Vocal Style : Authoritative
Performance Notes
The transcript of a real-life wedding sermon I both wrote and performed, circa Halloween 2016.

Somebody once told me I'd be good at narrating audiobooks, and the world has never been the same since.
Hong on the Range- In the distant future, pioneers, outlaws, and robot steers repopulate what remains of the western United States. Louie, an outcast for being one of the few people *without* cybernetic enhancements, ventures out to stake his own claim in this bizarre "New West"...and is immediately implicated in a bank robbery. Personal favorite of all the books I've done. Ready, Fire, Aim- A restless teenager finds a sense of identity in the ranks of a nonracist skinhead crew in early-90's Milwaukee. Based on a true story. Think 'The Sandlot' only instead of baseball, they beat up Nazis. Limbo- A random collection of strangers copes with the day-to-day challenges in a desolate, mysterious afterlife. The Time-Travelling Taxman Series- Alfred is a dedicated if antisocial analyst for the IRS. When a routine auditing assignment goes awry, he and IT whiz Nancy find themselves in possession of a time travel device. They maroon themselves in the Cretaceous Period, unwittingly start a revolution, and solve their own murders. The multiverse will never be the same. The Belford Stories Series- Examines the ordinary men and women who live in the quiet New Jersey fishing town of Belford, from wild-child April to struggling actor Steel, from would-be tough-guys Frankie and Gary to fading football hero Garrett. Rejoice in their triumphs, mourn with them in their tragedies, watch their lives unfold over the course of 15 years. A Novella of Youth- A nameless teenage runaway with dreams of being a writer takes up residence in a rundown New York boarding house. Turning Tables- A travelling serial killer targets a new victim only to learn she's just as dangerous as he is. An anti-love story for the ages. Envoys to Rosewood- A lazy man-child travels with his aunt and uncle to visit an institutionalized relative, a former diplomat, and play along with her rather elaborate delusions. Let It Kill You- A middle-aged assassin falls for a lounge singer he's been assigned to terminate, but the consequences of refusing to kill her are only the beginning of his problems. Pink Monkeys- In this children's book, a bird leaves the nest to learn more of the mysterious and often-cruel "pink monkeys" who dominate the animal kingdom. Short, but says a lot
My wedding sermon got all the bridesmaids crying, all the praise I'll ever need.