• John Carter Aimone
  • Narrator
  • First and foremost, I'm currently accepting only PFH or at least Royalty Share Plus. If considered, I would also like to receive an extended sample of the proposed book. Forgive me for sounding blunt but both of these conditions stem from hard-won experience. As for my professional summary, I have been a full-time narrator for ACX for the last three years. My dream is to narrate a project of my own writing someday.
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Utah, United States
  • Website:
  • Available for: Royalty Share,Royalty Share Plus or $200-$400 PFH
Blackjack Hotel

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-Mid-West
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
[03:30] A manager runs a haunted hotel.

Death Scene

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Melodramatic
Performance Notes
[06:28] The ghost of a pompous stage actor recounts his accidental death during a performance.

Rollercoaster

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Engaging
Performance Notes
[01:24] A teenager gets stranded on a rollercoaster with a girl.

Judgment at Disneyworld

Category : Comedy
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Deadpan
Performance Notes
[02:03] A father comes to a horrible realization at the Happiest Place on Earth

Excerpt from 'A Cask of Amontillado'

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Brooding
Performance Notes
A passage from Poe's short story done for an audition

Wedding Sermon

Category : Religion & Spirituality
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-Western
Vocal Style : Authoritative
Performance Notes
The transcript of a real-life wedding sermon I both wrote and performed, circa Halloween 2016.

Somebody once told me I'd be good at narrating audiobooks, and the world has never been the same since.
Hong on the Range- In the distant future, pioneers, outlaws, and robot steers repopulate what remains of the western United States. Louie, an outcast for being one of the few people *without* cybernetic enhancements, ventures out to stake his own claim in this bizarre "New West"...and is immediately implicated in a bank robbery. Personal favorite of all the books I've done. Ready, Fire, Aim- A restless teenager finds a sense of identity in the ranks of a nonracist skinhead crew in early-90's Milwaukee. Based on a true story. Think 'The Sandlot' only instead of baseball, they beat up Nazis. Limbo- A random collection of strangers copes with the day-to-day challenges in a desolate, mysterious afterlife. The Time-Travelling Taxman Series- Alfred is a dedicated if antisocial analyst for the IRS. When a routine auditing assignment goes awry, he and IT whiz Nancy find themselves in possession of a time travel device. They maroon themselves in the Cretaceous Period, unwittingly start a revolution, and solve their own murders. The multiverse will never be the same. The Belford Stories Series- Examines the ordinary men and women who live in the quiet New Jersey fishing town of Belford, from wild-child April to struggling actor Steel, from would-be tough-guys Frankie and Gary to fading football hero Garrett. Rejoice in their triumphs, mourn with them in their tragedies, watch their lives unfold over the course of 15 years. A Novella of Youth- A nameless teenage runaway with dreams of being a writer takes up residence in a rundown New York boarding house. Turning Tables- A travelling serial killer targets a new victim only to learn she's just as dangerous as he is. An anti-love story for the ages. Envoys to Rosewood- A lazy man-child travels with his aunt and uncle to visit an institutionalized relative, a former diplomat, and play along with her rather elaborate delusions. Let It Kill You- A middle-aged assassin falls for a lounge singer he's been assigned to terminate, but the consequences of refusing to kill her are only the beginning of his problems. Pink Monkeys- In this children's book, a bird leaves the nest to learn more of the mysterious and often-cruel "pink monkeys" who dominate the animal kingdom. Short, but says a lot
My wedding sermon got all the bridesmaids crying, all the praise I'll ever need.