• jack wallen
  • Jack Wallen: Writer, Actor, Narrator
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: KY,
  • Website: www.monkeypantz.net
  • Available for: $100-$200 PFH

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Suicide Station

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Smooth
Performance Notes
Death is not the end of love. The world of stand up comedy was too much for Foster Donovan. Leaving a note behind for his wife, he wrapped a noose around his neck…and changed his life by embracing death. Turns out, the after life was nothing like he’d expected. Stations await those who’ve passed on. Who you were in life determines your “Forever Station”. Those who’ve taken their own lives will find themselves temporary residents of Suicide Station, where they receive counseling, friendship, and (for Foster) the prospect of love. Candy. The very embodiment of beauty and grace…and she’s got eyes for our accidental hero. Unfortunately, for Foster, the tether to his old life begs him to return. When he does manage to slip the bonds of death, Foster Donovan discovers a very different punch line. Suicide Station is a paranormal romance with a twist even the Grim Reaper wouldn’t see coming.

A Tale Of Two Reapers

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Smooth
Performance Notes
The job of reaping is a lonely one. Why? There has only ever been one Reaper. Grim has spent centuries ensuring the souls of the dying are made available for reuse. But when he mistakenly reaps X, a woman whose soul was very much alive, his eternity is flipped on its head. Fate has given Grim a very short time to train his new partner in the ways of Reaping. Should he fail, his eternal life is forfeit. Unfortunately, even the best laid plans go astray...especially when X unleashes a malicious soul that threatens to undo the fabric of reality. And ruin a completely good eternity.

Punk Ass Punk

Category : Mysteries & Thrillers
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : British-General British
Vocal Style : Rough/edgy
Performance Notes
This government asset is so rogue, it’s punk! Oi! Anarchy. Chaos. Punk rock. The NSA fights to keep such things at bay...until they run out of options. That’s exactly what has happened in their failed attempt to take down one of the most elusive drug lords on the planet. When government agent, Zed, has nowhere to turn, he looks to his favorite punk band, Punk Ass Punk, to lend their special talents to an operation with a hidden agenda. When you can no longer never mind the bollocks, you strap on your combat boots, spike up your hair, and turn the espionage up to eleven.

Lament

Category : Science Fiction & Fantasy
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Smooth
Performance Notes
Garbage in. Garbage out. In a world ruled by Big Data and Big Pharma, society’s only hope falls into the hands of neophyte data jockeys known as Somnambulous. While the human race was jacking in and sucking down a few ones and zeros to ride the Lament, Somnambulous discovered something big and dark on the horizon. Big Data had Big Pharma. Big Pharma had Lament. Lament had everyone. On the heels of their discovery, Somnambulous sends their strongest coder into Ocular Reality to recruit the one construct that could put an end to both Big Data and Big Pharma.

State of Horror: New Jersey

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-New York
Vocal Style : Brooding
Performance Notes

Gabriel by Mike Evans

Category : Mysteries & Thrillers
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Authoritative
Performance Notes

Something Blue

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : British-General British
Vocal Style : Refined
Performance Notes
This is the third book in Emma Jameson's Lord and Lady Heathridge series.

Shero

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
The first chapter from my superhero fantasy novel, Shero.

Startlight: Pact Arcanum

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
This book, by Arshad Asanudin, makes use of multiple dialects, including Boston, New York, Irish, British, and American.

Ice Blue sample

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : British-General British
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
A sample of Emma Jameson's wonderful cozy mystery, Ice Blue

This Brilliant Darkness sample

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Brooding
Performance Notes
A sample from Red Tash's dark thriller, This Brilliant Darkness.

Blue Murder Sample

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : British-General British
Vocal Style : Range: low to mid range
Performance Notes
Sample chapter from Emma Jameson's delightful cozy mystery Blue Murder.

Sample audition for A Song for Julia

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-Boston
Vocal Style : Husky
Performance Notes
This is a quick sample of a light Boston dialect.

Having fun with Mary Had a Little Lamb

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Quirky
Performance Notes
This was just me having fun offering a bit of variety with a familiar line.

Audition for The Woman

Category : Fiction
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Brooding
Performance Notes
My audition for the "The Woman"

Ice Blue Chapter 1

Category : Mysteries & Thrillers
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : British-General British
Vocal Style : Articulate
Performance Notes
This is chapter 1 of a book I am currently in production with.

I Zombie I: Chapter 1

Category : Science Fiction & Fantasy
Language : English
Gender : Male
Accent : American-General American
Vocal Style : Smooth
Performance Notes
This is the first chapter from my novel I Zombie I.

Jack Wallen spent the better part of his adult life as a professional actor on Broadway, touring, with award-winning Shakespeare festivals, and with one of the finest theatre for young audiences. Jack also served as a narrating talent with the Publishing House for the Blind where he recorded such books as "In the beginning was the command line" by Neil Stephenson.
Jack spent ten years as a repertory actor with Stage One and performed nearly one hundred roles. Other highlights of Jack's career include: W.E. The Great GIlly Hopkins - New Victory Theatre, New York Puck Midsummer Nights Dream - Colorado Shakespeare Festival Eugene Marchbanks Candida - Milwaukee Shakespeare Festival Jack also served as an audio book narrator for the Publishing House for the Blind as well as a vocal instructor at the University of Indianapolis.

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